Some Silly Chuck Norris Jokes 
12:27 May 20 2013 from Experience Project
...Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded. Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone. Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted. When Chuck Norris was in middle school,...
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Sir Chuck Jadeja Norris 10:14 Apr 20 2013 from The Hindu
...scribbled only his name on the blank answer sheet and submitted that as his piece. The gobsmacked teacher gave him an A+. Chuck Norris runs on his treadmill until the treadmill gets tired Incredible physical deeds offer one more valve for generating laughs....
http://www.thehindu.com/features/magazine/sir-chuck-jadeja-norris/article4630128.ece
Chuck Norris Facts 01:36 Apr 01 2013 from Urban Outfitters Blog
...Norris Facts Fridays." Gotta ask my boss about that tomorrow... In the meantime, below are a few of my favorites! —Ally Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door....
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Photo of the Day: Chuck Norris Gets Old Too 01:23 Mar 19 2013 from Softpedia
...– twice. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn’t kill time. Time kills itself for Chuck Norris. Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris....
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Photo-of-the-Day-Chuck-Norris-Gets-Old-Too-338496.shtml
Chuck Norris Joins Donald Trump In Endorsing Netanyahu 09:21 Jan 17 2013 from International Business Times
...the release of Gilad Shalit. “So vote for Benjamin Netanyahu, because a strong Prime Minister is a strong Israel. “I’m Chuck Norris, and I endorse this message, and Benjamin Netanyahu, a strong Prime Minister.” In the video, Norris appears in a series of still...
http://www.ibtimes.com/chuck-norris-joins-donald-trump-endorsing-netanyahu-1023554
"Chuck Norris" #1: The Greatest Steve Ditko Comic? 10:30 Dec 27 2012 from Comic Book Resources
...him over other kids at the orphanage with names like “Good Grief!” and “Mommy, No!” Too Much is probably a little too into Chuck Norris. Remember, he is Norris’ ward, and yet during class, what does he do? STARE AT A PICTURE OF CHUCK NORRIS! I would like to...
Alexandra Petri: Chuck Norris facts, updated 05:25 Sep 06 2012 from The Washington Post
...call “1,000 years of darkness” descending if Barack Obama is reelected, I thought it might be time for us to update the Chuck Norris facts. After all, if Chuck Norris and his wife promise 1,000 years of darkness but fail to deliver, I think the Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris fact: Biggest body count in 'Expendables 2' 12:37 Aug 22 2012 from USA Today
...returns to the silver screen in 'The Expendables 2,' with a growing legacy, and following, thanks to the internet meme "Chuck Norris Facts." These might be exaggerations. But one fact is undeniable: In the action-star heaven of The Expendables 2, Norris is...
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Chuck Norris Is the Biggest Chuck Norris Joke 10:46 Jun 27 2012 from The Huffington Post
...who stand up for equality, and less that are allowed to spew their hatred and bigotry across the internet. Shame on you Chuck Norris, for contributing to the problem instead of the solution -- did you even take the time to ask the scouts themselves what they...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/megan-ward/chuck-norris-boy-scouts_b_1629377.html
