Ek sardar har sunday holi khelta tha. Ek admi ne puchha.. Sardarji aap kyu har sunday holi khelte ho? Sardar bola : maine padha hai “sunday is a holiday” :-)

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Girlfriend : And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday. ;)

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What is the Difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying… & the other ensures you continue to do so.

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Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Sam : No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook. :P

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Teacher: Johny, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did u copy his? Johnny: No, teacher, it’s the same dog.

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Santa : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots. Banta: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair of the same at home.

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Father to son after exam: “let me see your report card.” Son: “My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.”

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Guide:I welcome you all to Niagara Falls.These r d world’s largest waterfalls & the sound intensity of d waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can’t be heard.Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear it

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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet.

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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water ? CHINTOO: “HIJKLMNO”!! TEACHER: What are you talking about ? CHINTOO: Yesterday you said it’s H to O :)

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God thought that since he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn’t b everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

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I’ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. You should Know What you are & Once you Know What you are.. Mental Hospital is not So Far.. :-P

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Sincere Apology: If u don’t like any of my sms n don’t like 2 read, then please don’t hesitate, feel free to….. Throw your mobile!! :-P

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Ladka:hum 25 bhai bahan he Ladki:kya aap ke ghar family planning wale nahi aate? Ladka:aaye the par school samajh ke vapas chale gaye

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Tcher: How old is your dad? stud: As old as i am. Tcher: How is it possible? Stud: He became father only after i was born.

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