Jaspal Bhatti, India's foremost satirist, was known for his gentle wit and sharp political commentary. He had a twitter account and his tweets (expectedly) were really satirical and funny! Here are some of his best political tweets:
BJP 'just pretending' to fight corruption: Sonia Gandhi...and congress pretending to be honest !?!
#MovieIWanttoDirect....'Main Chup Rahunga' if MMS agrees to do the lead role.
Rs.71 lakh too small for a scam by Salman Khurshid: Beni Prasad Verma ....Give him another chance, dheery dheery seekh jayega.
Congress to honor Salman Khurshid for minimizing corruption from lacs of crores to mere few lacs
#SalmanKhurshid had provided hearing aids 2 all Ministers 2 enable them hear public grievances but they threw the machines away.
Vijay Mallya is the #MostSylishIndian . If he goes bankrupt he will do so in style.
Congress MP and Bhoot Returns trending together. Either Congress or Ram Gopal Verma should sue twitter.
Why's Akali Govt. angry at Rahul Gandhi? Is he trying 2 snatch the credit from them for making Punjab 70% drug addict?
Companies failing to prevent bribery to be punished: Prime Minister......who says our PM cannot crack jokes?
A chair thrown at Nitish Kumar...what else a politician wants?
Wives lose their charm with age, remarks Jaiswal...I don't think the remark was sexist it's non scientific.Women are ageless.
Sonia Gandhi didn't allow Rahul Gandhi to participate in India's Got Talent
#HappyBdayNamo ..Astrologers say nxt PM again will be bearded.Modi,Nitish,MMS already have.Rahul G's beard will grow with d worries
Any chance of revival of Team Anna or Team Hockey?
from
IANS
India, US in talks to prepare for PM visit
India and the US are in discussions to plan for PM Manmohan Singh's visit to America in the "near future".
from PTI
Delhi: AAP announces shortlisted candidates
Gearing up for its electoral debut in the upcoming Delhi Assembly polls, Aam Aadmi Party (AAP) on Saturday announced the names of 44 shortlisted candidates for 12 constituencies.
from IBNLive
'Lee was due to come home this weekend'
The family of the British soldier who was beheaded by two armed men outside a military barrack in Woolwich in London have expressed their sorrow and grief.
from
IANS
Shiv Sena foots Thackeray funeral bills
The Shiv Sena on Thursday ended the controversy over its late chief Bal Thackeray's funeral expenses by handing over the billed amount to the municipal authorities concerned, an official said.
from
PTI
UK attack: Scotland Yard arrests two more
The Scotland Yard arrested two more people, including a woman, in connection with the murder of a soldier on a busy London street by two suspected Islamist extremists.
from
PTI
Modi inaugurates yoga university
Gujarat CM stressed on the importance of Yoga at the inauguration of university.
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PTI
Mumbai: Doc arrested for molesting patient
The Thane city police arrested a doctor from a hospital on Wednesday for allegedly molesting a patient, the police said on Thursday.
