By Soumyadipta Banerjee

We doubt how many of you will book tickets for this film to see a gripping thriller that will put you on the edge of your seat. Or, to watch how well have the lead actors performed on screen. 

If you go for Jism 2 today, you will do it just for one ‘performance’— and that is Sunny Leone. 

So, we will not waste time talking about the film and get down to the topic straightaway.

When Mahesh Bhatt stepped into Bigg Boss’ house to offer Sunny Leone a Bollywood film, he knew that he had a winning formula in his hands. A formula that the Indian audience will taste for the first time and frankly speaking, the business idea couldn’t have been better devised.

Till now, the girls in Bollywood have made news by just wearing bikinis. The bikini scene would come on the screen for a flickering moment where the girl would strut her stuff and just vanish! 

The scene would barely last 30 seconds even though the filmmakers will make sure that you would be bombarded with those ‘erotic’ visuals for the entire period of the film’s promotion – for three whole months! 

Meanwhile, the newspapers and tabloids would join the party and make such a great deal about the scene that you will have a feeling that she is the only girl in the world who has shown her cleavage, belly-button and thighs at the same time. 

After that, you will have to do all the work if you want to – remove that bikini in your mind and imagine that you are having sex with her or that she is having sex with somebody else in front of you. 

We, Indian men, are an imaginative lot. So, the last part has never been a problem with us. In fact, with the absence of nudity on the big screen, we all have our alternate sources of porn. But if you want proper porn from a Bollywood actress – you don’t have an option but to switch on the imaginative cells of your mind.

With Sunny Leone, Mahesh Bhatt knew that he will be able to reverse the trend. 

For most of us who are internet literate in India, there’s nothing about Sunny Leone’s body that we haven’t seen before. We have seen her having sex in as many positions with men, women and both at the same time.

So, here is a Bollywood actress who doesn’t need to take all her clothes off and have sex in your mind. If you have access to internet, you will see her doing it in as many ways. Now that you have seen every nano-inch of her body parts… it’s time to see her romance!

…the same person now appears on the silver screen, romance a hero, mouth Hindi dialogues and shed copious tears the same way a Bipasha or a Kareena would.

Jism 2 is not about seeing the heroine romance the hero in designer dresses and then proceed to have sex in your mind. Jism 2 is about seeing the heroine -- who has already had sex in front of you -- emote, romance and run around in designer dresses. 

Those, who haven’t seen the film till now, are asking just two questions questions about the film on social forums -- How much has Sunny Leone ‘revealed’? And, whether she is looking as hot as she looks in her porn shots...

So, here goes the answer.

Those of us, who have seen her porn videos, know that when Sunny Leone decides to have sex, she follows a patent drill. First, she will frown as if somebody she doesn’t know has touched her body. Then, she will start panting as if she is unable to take the heat that her body is generating. The panting means that she has gotten into the mood. 

Sunny Leone will now lie down and arch her body as if she is having an internal orgasm. After Sunny Leone arches on the bed or on the floor, you know that she is ready to have sex. Next, she starts loosening the strings and knots on her body and then takes off every piece of clothing. Bit by bit. 

She will always take her bikini top off first. She likes to tease you so she wouldn’t face you. She slowly pulls the strings of her bikini-top, you see that piece fall off her body without a scream but she continues looking away from you. All you can see is her bare back. She now prepares to turn around and face you...

Stop right there. This is where the most erotic scene in the film ends.

Don’t buy tickets to see Sunny make love to Randeep Hooda the way she made it to her present husband or ex in her porn videos. This is Bollywood land and that is the best Sunny could do to entertain us, Indian men.

Sunny Leone has successfully tested the patience of the Indian Censor Board and you will find a lot of scenes where she is only in her lingerie. She frequently takes her clothes off without revealing her essentials and French-kisses her co-stars at every opportune moment. And yes, she looks hotter than her porn videos. 

What about the film?

There is nothing to talk about the film, it is just a collection of shots, loosely weaved around a ridiculous script. Some acts of Randeep Hooda and Arunoday Singh are forcibly thrust into this film just to make it look like a Bollywood thriller. 

You should watch the film because you want to watch Bollywood romance a porn star. If you don’t buy this reason, we have none to offer you.

In.com rating: 1/5

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