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If 'Race 2' were a pizza, the amount on cheese on it would be illegal. Abbas Mustan's new thriller doesn't score high on thrills, but kept us amused for reasons wholly unconnected. Here are awards we couldn't help but hand out to these deserving candidates...

Race 2

 

For a movie that keeps telling you that it's a Race to the finish, we would be letting you down if we didn't have some sort of rankings in our funny review. They may not make complete sense, but they are still better than the Race-2 plot.

Ranking

 

And now we come to the inspiration for Race-2. While there are many who think Race-2 was inspired by the thoughts of a person who is simultaneously high on heroin, cocaine and LSD, we know better. Race 2 makes you think of a thousand movies, and takes the worst of all of them. Here are just a few examples. Thank us for leaving out Flubber, because we didn't want to take you back to the gooey sound effects during the Typhoon-Armaan fight.
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We now end this presentation of the LOL-scars with a set of burning questions based on Race-2. And we aren't even including the biggest question, the ones that audiences everywhere will be asking themselves: Why are we watching this movie?

Is there any spot in the world which is not covered by CCTV?

After that password guessing sequence, how many people were inspired to stop obeying God and say goodbye to religion?

Does sex (as exemplified in the Deepika-SAK coupling) consist only of constantly missing each other's lips in awkward kiss attempts?

In the MMA style Typhoon-Armaan fight, why does neither of them try a submission hold? Did they watch WWE to choreograph it?

Why does Ranveer say his prayers before stealing the Shroud of Turin?

Where can we buy that miraculous speedboat which can outrace a sports car - on land?

We hope you enjoyed this edition of the LOL-scars. We give Race-2 8 out of 4 stars, for making itself so eminently spoof-able. If you have ideas for more jokes, shout out in the Comments Section!

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