If 'Race 2' were a pizza, the amount on cheese on it would be illegal. Abbas Mustan's new thriller doesn't score high on thrills, but kept us amused for reasons wholly unconnected. Here are awards we couldn't help but hand out to these deserving candidates...
For a movie that keeps telling you that it's a Race to the finish, we would be letting you down if we didn't have some sort of rankings in our funny review. They may not make complete sense, but they are still better than the Race-2 plot.
And now we come to the inspiration for Race-2. While there are many who think Race-2 was inspired by the thoughts of a person who is simultaneously high on heroin, cocaine and LSD, we know better. Race 2 makes you think of a thousand movies, and takes the worst of all of them. Here are just a few examples. Thank us for leaving out Flubber, because we didn't want to take you back to the gooey sound effects during the Typhoon-Armaan fight.
We now end this presentation of the LOL-scars with a set of burning questions based on Race-2. And we aren't even including the biggest question, the ones that audiences everywhere will be asking themselves: Why are we watching this movie?
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For a movie thats starts off with an ode from Horace, Aurangzeb pretty much lives up to its own high expectations. Here are the awards to the funniest moments from the film...
Here is conclusive proof that the man is, in fact, completely innocent.
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Time after time, the RCB batsmen do their best to put a good total on the board. Time after time they succeed, even when two of Gayle, Virat and AbdV fail.
First, Chris Gayle went crazy and scored 175. Then David Miller took a game away from RCB. Then Kieron Pollard suddenly forgot that there are scoring shots other than sixes.