After beating Ek Tha Tiger's opening day record, a lot of people are saying that Chennai Express might beat its overall gross take at the box office, too. We think that might actually happen, and we have a series of reasons to prove it.
1. South angle: Chennai Express has the word 'Chennai' in its name. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai. Hence proved (that Chennai Express will gross more than Ek Tha Tiger).
2. The make up angle: In 2012, Salman and SRK were feuding. So the SRK camp would not have bought tickets to Ek Tha Tiger. But after the hug this year, the entire Salman camp would have bought multiple tickets to see Chennai Express.
3. Deepika vs Kat: 2013 is the year of Deepika Padukone. She has been in three 100 crore grossing films - Race 2, Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani and Chennai Express - and is going to be in a 10,000 crore film (Kochadaiyaan). Whereas Katrina was nowhere close in 2012. Advantage: Chennai Express.
4. The music: Ek Tha Tiger is chiefly remembered for a series of one-word name songs, that we don't really remember the tunes. Whereas Lungi Dance and 1-2-3-4 will remain in our minds for ever. Entertaining music makes for more moolah at the box office.
5. Tickets are more expensive: In just a year, tickets in every theatre we know of have become at least 10% more expensive. We think it's something to do with the dollar-rupee exchange rate, but we don't know.
6. IRCTC: IRCTC is the worst website we have ever seen, but it makes tons of money. Clearly, anything that is related to the railways makes money even if it is low-quality, exactly like Chennai Express.
7. Numerology: Ek Tha Tiger is associated with the number 'one', clearly. But Chennai Express - the real Indian Railways Chennai Express - has number 12163. This number is much much greater than 1, and is a measure of how much more profitable the latter film is going to be.
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