This and other burning questions are often on the lips of Rahul Gandhi's lovers - and haters.

Rahul Gandhi – angel or devil? There’s no middle ground - his supporters see him as a fine blend of Krishna, Mohammad, Christ and Rajinikanth, while his detractors see him as the best joke since The Great Indian Laughter Challenge was good. For the first time ever, we bring you a debate between the Rahul Gandhi Lovers and the Rahul Gandhi Haters. We aren’t sure who won the debate, but we are sure you’ll be laughing all the way through it. Here’s the transcript:

Rahul Gandhi Lover: The largest bank in India is not SBI, it’s Rahul Gandhi's vote bank

Rahul Gandhi Hater: The biggest advantage NaMo has in the 2014 elections is that his competitor is Rahul Gandhi

Rahul Gandhi Lover: Rahul Gandhi is so good looking, his photos pay him rent for capturing a little of that handsomeness

Rahul Gandhi Hater: Rahul Gandhi is as much an Aam Aadmi as Katrina Kaif, but at least she doesn't say she's one

Rahul Gandhi Lover: Rahul Gandhi has the vision of Rajiv Gandhi, the principles of Mahatma Gandhi, the guts of Indira Gandhi, the looks of Sonia Gandhi, and the Brahmastra of the Gandhi name

Rahul Gandhi Hater: The Gandhi dynasty is responsible for all ills in the world, like African famine, Indian corruption, Justin Bieber, and India's poor Test cricket performance

Rahul Gandhi Lover: The reason Rahul doesn't attend Parliament is because he is dreaming of the bright future of India

Rahul Gandhi Hater: The reason Rahul doesn't attend Parliament is because he's partying with his Colombian girlfriend

Rahul Gandhi Lover: Rahul Gandhi should not give press interviews because his words are too wise for normal people to understand

Rahul Gandhi Hater: Rahul Gandhi should give press interviews because every blunder convinces the BJP that 'Dilli abhi door nahin'

Rahul Gandhi Lover: Rahul Gandhi's early life is like the early life of Baba Ramdev: no one knows exactly what happened, but we're sure he did good

Rahul Gandhi Hater: Rahul Gandhi's romantic history is like Barack Obama's passport, he has entries from every country in the world

Rahul Gandhi Lover: Rahul Gandhi's achievements are so many that no one ever talks about them, because there's not enough time

Rahul Gandhi Hater: Rahul Gandhi's achievements are like the safety of women in Gurgaon, or Shaktimaan - completely mythical

Rahul Gandhi Lover: Rahul Gandhi is like the Fiat Premier Padmini - half Italian, half Indian, helping middle-class Indians since forever

Rahul Gandhi Hater: Rahul Gandhi is like roadside 'pijja' in India - half Italian, half Indian, giving middle-class Indians stomach upsets since forever

Rahul Gandhi Lover: Rahul Gandhi can build a connect with even the poorest man in India, and his dreams

Rahul Gandhi Hater: Rahul Gandhi can build a connect with even the poorest man in India, in his dreams

Rahul Gandhi Lover: Rahul Gandhi is the greatest world expert in Economics, Statesmanship, Philanthropy and Gandhism

Rahul Gandhi Hater: Rahul Gandhi is the greatest world expert in Sickonomics, Latemanship, Profitropy and Osamism

Rahul Gandhi Lover: If Rahul Gandhi becomes PM, India will become a superpower like the USA, China, or Rajinikanth

Rahul Gandhi Hater: If Rahul Gandhi becomes PM, India will become a nonentity like the USA (cricket team), China (internet freedom) or Rajinikanth ('s movie villain)

Rahul Gandhi Lover: Rahul Gandhi will probably be PM in 2014 :)

Rahul Gandhi Hater: Rahul Gandhi will probably be PM in 2014 :(

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