Valentine's Day is the most anticipated and the most feared day of the year. It creates such heavy emotional responses that it's good its only one day long. Just imagine what would happen if someone suddenly decided to make it one month long. The consequences would be horrific, and the world would probably not make it out of February alive. Just for fun, here are some things that we might expect to happen.
Salman Khan would be able to celebrate Valentine's Day with 28 different women, because one day seems to be the average length of his relationships these days
Rajinikanth would be completely OK with the one month Valentine's celebration, because he anyway celebrates it 366 days a year (even when it's not a leap year)
Sunny Leone would respond to the impassioned entreaties from fans of her previous work, and go back to starring in movies that end up in New Folders all across the world
MS Dhoni would use the larger window to demonstrate his love for Rohit Sharma, Ravindra Jadeja and BCCI’s Srinivasan, and they would all go on a private holiday to France
Sushilkumar Shinde would use the month of love to publicly proclaim his love and respect for our friendly terrorists across the border, and would send a record order of chocolates to Pakistan
Hearts in chat rooms would change throughout the month, from almost all <3 at the beginning, to almost all </3 at the end
All couples would break up by the middle of the month, because there's no way any relationship can survive
Young men across the world would become the class of people deepest in debt, surpassing the Greeks, Kingfisher Airlines and Rich Indian Kids
Roses would be replaced with grass as symbols of love, because there's no way everyone can buy a rose every day. There's just not enough money in the world
Being single on Valentine's month would suddenly become something to be envied, as everyone in a relationship would be broke, tense, busy, oversentimental and crazy
A lot of Senas across India would die of overwork, because harassing couples every day is likely to increase the BP to unacceptable levels
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