Agnivesh admitted that he used to drink his urine. Photo: PTI
Swami Agnivesh's confession that he used to drink his own urine to prevent himself from wetting the bed led to a flood of hilarious tweets on Twitter about the activist's unconventional habit. Here are some of the best we found online.
Swami Agnivesh as James Bond, to bartender "One mootka martini, shaken, not stirred".
@Roflindian
Swami Agnivesh entered a bar... and asked for the washroom
@doctoratlarge
Wanted. Apartment for rent. 2 Bedroom, Hall, Toilet. : Swami Agnivesh.
@rameshsrivats
Whenever Swami agnivesh shows people his pinky, it means drinks break.
@GabbarSingh
Petrified to think what Swami Agnivesh has to say to men who have wet dreams.
@Purba_Ray
Swami Agnivesh's favorite fast-food joint - Pisaab Hut. #SelfThoo
@rameshsrivats
Tonight Swami Agnivesh to be a part of Ndtv's 'We The PEEple".
@Aaltu_Faaltu_
What's Swami Agnivesh's favourite song? Pee lu.
@Chitraxee
Oh ok. Confusion cleared up. Agnivesh was just talking about Budweiser.
@stupidusmaximus
Chidambaram should note that there are people like Swami Agnivesh in India who don't spend 15 rupees on bottled water.
@denzil_correa
The only good thing about Swami Agnivesh drinking his own pee, is that it keeps his mouth shut for a while.
@RANTordaas
Swami Agnivesh has susuperpowers.
@Ace_Of_Pace
Swami Agnivesh and Morarji Desai sitting on a tree. P. I. S. S. I. N. G.
@SatanBhagat
BREAKING: Swami Agnivesh to launch his own brand of water and call it "Pissleri."
@ComedyCentralIn
How do you drink your own urine when you don't have a mug? Bottoms up: Swami Agnivesh
@fakingnews
The awkward moment when you visit Swami Agnivesh and he asks you: Thanda lenge ya Garam?
@EyeKaDoctor
In school, Swami Agnivesh used, "Please may I go to toilet?" and "Please may I drink water?" interchangeably.
@Pushkarr
High on IQ? Everyone around you stupid? Follow Swami Agnivesh to become a Pee Brain.
@pranavsapra
'Humka Pee Ni Pee Ni Hai Humka Pee Ni Hai' - Swami Agnivesh
@Ace_Of_Pace
If Swami Agnivesh was in Pakistan, guess which party he would have supported? Pee-Pee-Pee :)
@KiranKS
If Agnivesh was a Sindhi his name would have been Mutreja.
@TusharG
The Awkward Moment When Swami Agnivesh Meets you and says 'hey, long time no PEE' ??
@Aaltu_Faaltu_
Song for swami agnivesh .....susu da rang vekh ke ...@swami agnivesh
@mamgainnitin
Tag : #Swami Agnivesh #Tweets #Twitter #urine #bedwetting #Visva Bharati
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