By Aditi Seth
Well, if a performance is appreciated in the form of marks, good, a star or medals it is considered cliche. Our gossipy, spicy, entertaining reality shows have set all new parameters to grade the contestants. Don’t be shocked if your kid or younger sibling mutter words like “Chumeshwari”, “This is it” or “Puurfect”. We give you a list of these most popular flatter-stamps that you would love to use for everyone.
Archana Puran Singh – Comedy Circus – “I want to take you home”
Apart from 10 and standing ovation there has been instances when APS wanted to take Kapil, Krushna and Sudesh to her home, Wonder why???
Where can you use it?
If you have come across a super excellent chef, you can say “I want to take you home”
Sohail Khan – Comedy Circus – “Kuch cheeze kanni padti hai, kuch cheeze nahi kanni padti hai, mere baii”
This has become a strange trend in Comedy Circus with Krushna and Kapil incorporating Sohail's statement in every act. If standing on a chair with short pants and slippers wasn’t enough Sohail’s statement made the talk of the town for the last season of Comedy Circus
Where can you use it?
If your fellow classmate is really depressed to attend the next lecture, motivate him with “Kuch cheeze kanni padti hai, kuch cheeze nahi kanni padti hai, mere baii”
Madhuri Dixit – Jhalak Dikhla Ja – “Purrfect”
Be it Sushant Rajput, Meiyang Chng, Krishna in Season 4 or Gurmeet, Bharti and Isha of Season 5…all they wanted to hear and die for was Madhuri Mam’s “Purrfect”.
Where can you use it?
If you love maa ke haath ka khana “Mom the chapattis are purrfect”
Remo D’Souza – Jhalak Dikhla Ja – “This is it”
It takes some amazing moves of popping and locking, some pointed toes and some jaw dropping lifts to inspire this amazing choreographer, to stand up from his chair and say “This is it”. Haven’t you noticed?
Where can you use it?
If your boyfriend gives you a diamond ring shout “Baby This is it!”
Karan Johar - Jhalak Dikhla Ja – “Blockbuster Performance”
Add drama, tears, a lil bit of laughter, entertainment sans dhishum-dhishum, and what you get is? A Dharma Production movie!! No yaar. You get a blockbuster performance. Ask Isha Sharvani who has got it almost everytime and Bharti who is still waiting to hear those words again.
Where can you use it?
When you run on and catch the 9:27am Churchgate local, then co-passengers can say 'What a blockbuster performance.'
Geeta Maa – Dance India Dance – “Stupendous Fantabulously Fantastical”
It is not less than a tongue twister and an anthem of its own, when Geeta Maa jumps from her chair, sheds a tear or two and says “Stupendous Fantabulously Fantastical” the world almost comes to a halt.
Where can you use it?
When a hot yellow Lamborghini passes by you, while you are washing your Maruti 800, you are mostly likely to admire the hottie on wheels and say ‘Stupendous Fantabulously Fantastical!l’
Master Marzi - Dance India Dance – “Sanda Babada”
If you know what does this actually means please comment below, coz even Oxford's professors are coining this word out. But we think it is something to go in rhyme with Anil Kapoor’s “jhakkkaaass”.
Where can you use it?
When you catch that cute guy staring at you from the corner of his eyes, your girlfriends will envy you and spell curse that sounds like “sanda babada”
Terence Lewis – Dance India Dance – “Chummeshwari”
As in Jogeshwari? or Yogeshwari? or Bhogeshwari? Master Terence got inspired with so many ‘wari’ and came up with chumma + eshwari, chummeshwari.
Where can you use it?
Replace your I Love You with ‘Chummeshwari’
Grand Master Mithun Da - Dance India Dance – “Kya Baat, Kya Baat, Kya Baat”
Dada is just too cute, any performance that touches his heart and makes him go awwww, he embraces the contestant with “Kya Baat, Kya Baat, Kya Baat”
Where can you use it?
When you really want to add the daily soap ka tadka in your conversation repeat every sentence 3 times…3 times…3 times!
Raghu Ram – Roadies – “Bbbbeeeeepppppp”
We wrote all that he says to appreciate the rough and tough roadies, but it got beeped and censored by the censor board. But don’t cha worry we will soon bring an uncensored version of what he says to the contestants.
Where can you use it?
Anywhere and everywhere…





