On the occasion of Rajini Sir's birthday we bring you 25 of the best jokes on Thalaivar around. But mind it, don't laugh too hard!
'Ra.One' is a one minute short film of Rajinikanth where SRK had a two and a half hour guest appearance
If Kolaveri Di was sung by Rajinikanth, it would have been our National Anthem!ALSO READWhat's this Kolaveri Di?
Rajnikanth was originally offered the lead role in 'Mission:Impossible' but he opted out because he found the title too insulting!
When in kindergarten, Rajnikanth had written an essay on corruption.It is now known as the Jan Lokpal Bill
Introducing Rajinikanth's new actress....Beti B!ALSO READRajini's most memorable roles
Once Rajini saw a black child singing on the street.He said, 'A-KON hai tu?'.He grew up to become Akon.
Rajini's comments after watching Formula 1 race, "I dont like slow motion race!"ALSO READRajini's most memorable roles
Rajinikanth made a Happy Meal cryALSO READRajinikanth: Life in pics
Happy Rajinikanth to all- from New Year and familyALSO LISTEN TORadio Rajinikanth
Actress: Ek Chutki Sindoor Ki Keemat, Tum Kya Jaano Rajinibabu?Rajnikanth: 0.00078924576 Rs. Per Gram
Rajinikanth enters Bigg Boss!Next day..."Rajinikant chahte hai ki Big Boss Confession Room mein aaye…!"
If you spell Rajinikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajinikanth?"It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Sachin Tendulkar: Boost is the secret of my energy..Boost: Rajnikanth is the secret of our energy..!!
Dear Harry Potter,If I did 8 movies to defeat one lame villain, I'd give people their money back.Regards,Rajnikanth
Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions",He solved all 150 and wrote, "Rascalla!, Check ANY 100!"
Rajinikanth called David Guetta to say, "Hi David, What do you mean 'The World is Mine'?!"ALSO READRajinikanth: Life in pics
The missing piece of the Apple logo was eaten by RajinikanthALSO READRajini's most memorable roles
Only Rajinikanth can send enemy requests on facebookALSO LISTEN TORadio Rajinikanth
BREAKING NEWS: Rajinikant purchases two Nano cars for Skating!ALSO READRajini's most memorable roles
Rajinikant got selected to be part of MTV Roadies.Next day during the vote out, Rajnikant said, "I'm sorry Raghu, aapka Roadies ka safar yahi khatam hota hai."
Once Spiderman, Superman, Batman, He-Man and Shaktimaan all visited Rajinikant to wish Rajini sir on Teachers Day
Who can stop 150 cars at a time?Traffic police.Come on guys it can't be Rajinikanth all the time.
Once Mr. Rajini spat on a building after chewing paan.Now the building is known as The Red Fort
Nature answers Rajinikanth's callALSO LISTEN TORadio Rajinikanth
Rajnikanth doesn't ask, "Who's your daddy?" Rajnikanth IS your daddy.
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