Anyone who can put Vijay Mallya in jail for a long time should get a no-bail prize
— P.R. (@pr_akash_raj) 3 October 2017
Normal person: ek 'Bhel' dena.
Shopkeeper: ha bas 2 minute
Vijay Mallya: jra 'Bail' dena.
Court: ha bas 2 minute.#VijayMallya— prayag sonar (@prayag_sonar) 3 October 2017
Mallya's bail faster than bullet train.
— Ruchica Tomar (@ruchicatomar) 3 October 2017
Vijay Mallya gets arrested.
*Indians start cooking Maggi to celebrate*
Vijay Mallya gets bail.
*Maggi is ready*— Shridhar V (@iimcomic) 3 October 2017
Cops : Mr Mallya, you are under arrest
V.M (with bail papers in his hands) : Acha chalta hoon duaon mein yaad rakhna...
— Gud 10 (@Ihsirh) 4 October 2017
Shortest time periods
Time between the first rain drop and Uber surge pricing
Time between the arrest and grant of bail of Vijay Mallya.
— Comedian Praveen (@Funny_Leone) 3 October 2017
Judge : loan ke paise se kya kiya?
Vijay Mallya :
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) 3 October 2017